So many problems in Star Trek could be solved with...
spacecowboywhit: If we are traveling at warp speed and anyone goes missing from the ship, sound an alarm! If we are traveling at warp speed and something comes onto the ship, sound an alarm! If we are traveling at speed x and somehow go further than we should at that speed, sound an alarm!
I swear I didn't break a dream-catcher.
There is soft, unexplained flute music coming from somewhere on the other side of my wall, and the air conditioning is blowing oddly in my area, and all I can think is… SERGIO!
The Best Heroes Are Space Cowboys: The Good Drugs →
I just had a root canal. I fear the dentist. It is honestly the thing that I fear most in life. So, naturally, I had them dose me heavily with nitrous oxide and put on headphones playing Bach and Ella Fitzgerald. Let me try to explain what it was like. It was wonderful. I can’t wait to get home to hear the full, unexpurgated story.
Traitor Baby! →
Kate Beaton French Revolution Comics
Heard outside my window two minutes ago:
spacecowboywhit: “Look for the candy corn! Daddy, LOOK OUT FOR THE CANDY CORN!” In all fairness, the candy corn in our neighborhood is quite sinister.
Oh hey, the night manager at the fake casino with...
ZOMG, Phoebe's baby doctor is Bernard the dentist...
Awww, Wesley has a crush on a bear-witch!
The best quotes come from right before sleep...
Whit: You have a very special relationship to food.
Erin: What does that mean?
Whit: You remember that chicken?
Erin with somewhat bated breath: The curry chicken?
Whit: Of course the curry chicken, you didn't even have to think about it. You remember that chicken better than some of my friends remember people they have actually slept with!
Word, genital exchange program...
Carl Jung, Occultist || Fortean Times →
occultist: Quote from the article: Jung’s involvement with the occult was with him from the start – literally, it was in his DNA. His maternal grandfather, Rev. Samuel Preiswerk, who learned Hebrew because he believed it was spoken in heaven, accepted the reality of spirits, and kept a chair in his study for the ghost of his deceased first wife, who often came to visit him. Jung’s mother Emilie...
Antibody Kills 91% of HIV Strains →
notthatkindagay:kissdistinctlyamerican: fullcredit: In a significant step toward an AIDS vaccine, U.S. government scientists have discovered three powerful antibodies, the strongest of which neutralizes 91% of HIV strains, more than any AIDS antibody yet discovered. Looking closely at the strongest antibody, they have detailed exactly what part of the virus it targets and how it attacks...
A thing that was said in bed whilst eating Trader...
“That’s okay, someday I’ll love you more than potato chips, too.”
Greatest Actress of Our Generation? →
This is crazy. I consider myself a huge fan of both Mad Men and Community, but it is not until a few minutes ago that I found out Alison Brie is in both shows (Trudy AND Annie?!, gtfo). I feel like I have failed myself on this one. I failed to recognize Annie for an ENTIRE SEASON on Community. I honestly thought I had never seen this actress before. Are my innate Hey!-It’s-That-Girl...